Try to see the upside of the girls X Pat.
Go check Moes picture in the "Pics" thread.
Jesus Christ!
Me hearts still pounding like a jackhammer.
Can you imagine wakin up next to that every mornin?
Youd be sayin to yerself "Christ! How did I get this lucky?"
Youd think you were dead an in heaven.
Youd be out slavin your ass out 20 hours a day to buy her all the nail polish she wanted.
Theres good things in the world mate.
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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Yeah'r X Pat, Mate.
I know youre angry and I know where yer comin from mate believe me.
Seems these days A mans got to consider the 'rights' of everyone else, except himself. The only "right" a mans got is the right to work his asshole out and pay the bills.
Yer right mate, believe me.
All these issues in the world today, changin opinions, political correctness, and what not.
But dont ever forget mate, dont lose sight of the real facts, the girls are still the girls. When you get with them, one on one, theyre all of them a diamond.Sparklin there before your eyes.
What the social rules are dont mean jack shit once yer dealin with em individually. look at each one of them for what they are.Eh mate..what would the world be without the girls? Bloody dead. -
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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Yer Ladonna, I was just readin your post before. Cant make any bloody sense out of it at all.
I was lookin to see if we might have had anything in common.
About the only thing I could spot was that you like a bloke with dirty hands.
Mine're pretty dirty sometimes after Ive finished cleaning out the cow shed.Course. They havent touched the "earth" as such, but they ve touched stuff thats been eaten whats grown OUT of the earth. So we almost got a point of agreement there.But thats about it lovey.Shame really.
Sorry to let you down.I mean, whats this: "Loves to make love on impulse"?
Why the bloody hell would I want to have a screw on the bonnet of the car? Theres a bed inside the house."Put water out for birds"?
The only thing we do with bloody birds here is shoot the mongrel bastards. They eat all the crops.
Youve gotta face up to the hard realities of life on the land sugar plum."Make coffee when it should have been my turn"?
Stone the Bloody crows! Yer jokin arent ya!?!
You makes the bloody coffeee when I snap me fingers...ALL the time!
Jeessusss.your runnin thru a vineyard cryin,and you want him to chase you
so you can pretend you dont want him to chase you then he can pretend he doesnt see you??
Jeez Ladonna, I confess, youre a sexy lookin bird but youre too bloody convoluted for me!
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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See Mo, there you go again. Youre the only one really understands me.
When are you gonna wise up that "you and me is meant to be".????.
(A little poem I just dreamt up for ya there).
(Took a lot of thinkin on my part).
Anyway, dont work too hard today, I dont want them nails scratched and broke with anything remotely LIKE manual work.
I gotta go to bed now, its bloody late and Ive gotta get up at 5 tomora mornin to organize the jumbucks for the Jackaroos comin in from Jerrilderi. Joe and Jack.
See ya!Lilacs. I suppose youre a nice enough kid, but you look a bit young for my taste.Come back in ten years.Make it twenty five actually...I like WOMEN.Whats yer mum look like???
PS- I'll be dreamin dreams of ya Mo.
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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Ladonna.
Youre offended by the way I speak to women?
If Id spoken to YOU that way I might understand your concern. But then, I didnt speak to you that way, did I?
As a matter of fact. I never will. Know why? Because I now know that you wouldnt like it.
See, how do you know prisky was offended? Maybe she wasnt. Maybe she laughed her ass off. Did you ever think of that possibility?
Tell you what Ladonna , if Prisky posts that shes offended by my little bit of fun with her I will apologize to her.
Does that satisfy your moralistic judgementalism?Larry- "havin a laugh" class.
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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BWA-aaa haha.
ROTFLMAO!!
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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Well Well Well.
Look who's here. Little miss Snow White Prisky.
Dont worry sweetchops, I know your type an I know youre misunderstood by all those regular blokes who dont see inside your soul.
Its like my mate Alex always says,"Forget the slaggy lookin ones dressed like tarts, its the Nice, 'proper' ones to go for".
Theyre the ones that DO IT.
Hehehe.Take out the bloody garbage!?
Yeah. Lets get something straight. Thats part of YOUR duties, along with cookin and opening my next beer can while Im watchin the footy.
I earn the moolah,and give you a bit of it to spend on shoppin and an occassional bit of somethin for yourself.Course, I gotta keep the rest cause women got NO bloody Idea how to handle money.Seriously though Prisk, I know you aint been around much, but dont worry, I'll train you up real quick in the ways of true womanhood.
It'll be my pleasure. I promise, I'll "dirty" you up in double quick time.
I know youll be an eager student. See. Cause old Larry knows...
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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dirty larry
Hey TR Dickwad, They dont call me dirty Larry because Im dirty.
They call me Dirty Larry because I looks a lot like that movie star guy with the 44 magnum. Whats his name?..."make my day" guy.oh yeah.
Clit Eatsgood.
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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dirty larry
Moe Baby.
Ya spilt yer nail polish did you?
What a shame.I'll buy you a dozen more, in all pretty colours to match your gorgeous blue eyes and that pretty red mouth you got.
By the way..I wont have my woman workin.No.No.
You gotta stay home an do the cookin an feed the brats an what not.
When we are together, I'll be happy to kneel at your dainty little feet and paint yer nails for you.How romantic.Youll never have to lift a finger again me girl. Just look pretty thats all. A bloke has to have a good lookin Sheila to impress his business clients with.Haha.
I made you laugh did I, thats good.
Like the boys "gettin them in the sack" rulebook goes...1)Make them laugh.
2)Lay some physical contact on .
3)get their knickers off quick!Well, Ive made it to base one...
Im not worried about that other bloke. Youll get tired of him in a month.
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See? Mr Moes the only real woman on the board.Shes got respect for a man, and likes men.I'll bet shes a good cook too. But if she isnt, I dont care, We'll eat take out from Vins chip shop down the street. All these other Sheilas around here all talkin about each others pussys. Whats with all this lesbian stuff anyway? All you girls need straightening out.
Stop all this bent deviance.